February 2011
77 posts
January 2011
76 posts
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It's a cruel world.
psalm138-8:
The English teacher you want:
The English teacher that you will get:
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“A woman of sense would always marry only for the improvement of her...”
– The Red Queen by Philippa Gregory
Giving You Up
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is giving you up. I let you down, I ran around and deserted you. I made you cry and I said goodbye. I told a lie and hurt you.
[Female, 20]
Given certain moods, we're the kind of people who...
Mary: Let's think of something to do.
Me: Can we play Settlers of Catan with just 2 people?
Mary: Yeah, we've done it before.
Me: We have?
Mary: ...remember the time when we dressed up?
Me: Right.
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Dear Man Still Sitting in Lobby,
Seriously? Two hours later?
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Love,
You know who.
“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human...”
– Thomas Brackett Reed
Dear Man Sitting in Lobby,
I understand that you’re really interested in the Jets vs. Whoever game. But can I please remind you that you have your own room, which comes equipped with it’s own tv? Because you’re making me miss the world premiere of Mean Girls 2 on ABCFamily.
Leave.
Thanks!
Front Desk Staff
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Seriously, they're almost directly from the hand...
I honestly need to know why these can’t just be sold in America. They are the best crisps a human could ever taste, and sadly completely unavailable for regular consumption.
It may be time to go have a conversation with the International Grocery Store guy. We need some decent chips imported from England - the land where potato is consumed in at least one form during every...
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“There are just some men that…it would be like God shaking your hand every...”
– Mary
Pet Peeve # 65
jklunn:
When someone feels so rushed, that they must cut you off mid-sentence. Multiple times.
Is this for pick-up or for—
-Pick-up
Could I have your phone nu-
-555-8282
What would you l-
-This, this, and that.
Alright, it will be about 15 min-
-Thanks. -click-
Me after:
Oh my gosh, thank you. I know exactly how you feel, except with my job it’s:
How many nigh—
-2.
...
“Although, why was she surprised? I mean, you marry a guy with a mustache - of...”
– Mary
“But for now we’re young, we smell good, we’re alone.”
– “Light a Roman Candle With Me” (Fun)
WatchI have no idea who these people are…but this has got to be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
Not gonna lie, I’m insanely proud of myself for messing around enough with the HTML configuration of my Tumblr theme that I eventually got my “Ask” box enabled.
Yesterday I went to the medical clinic on campus to make sure there’s nothing seriously wrong with me, as I’ve been sick for over 3 weeks now. The doctor said I could go on antibiotics, but I wasn’t too keen on that idea unless it was absolutely necessary, so she suggested getting a Neti-pot, which basically involves applying salt water in a manner such as this:
Yeah…I...
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Anne: It seems so funny and horrible to think of Diana marrying Fred.
Marilla: What is so horrible about it?
Anne: Fred is...extremely good.
Marilla: That is exactly what he should be! Would you want to marry a wicked man?
Anne: Well, I wouldn't marry anyone who was truly wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked...and wouldn't.
Anne of Avonlea (1987)
“And he turned around and was like ‘Hey what’s your name?’ And...”
– Mary
Variation On the Word Sleep Margaret Atwood I would like to watch you sleeping, which may not happen. I would like to watch you, sleeping. I would like to sleep with you, to enter your sleep as its smooth dark wave slides over my head and walk with you through that lucent wavering forest of bluegreen leaves with its watery sun & three moons towards the cave where you must descend, ...
